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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:00
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
How do you envision the role of AI in software development evolving in the future?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
The Center of Our Universe Does Not Exist. A Physicist Explains Why. - ScienceAlert
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Ceres: The asteroid belt’s forgotten ocean world - Big Think
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Adam Scott, nearly 45 years old, with chance to redefine career on U.S. Open Sunday - NBC Sports
Just Forget it!
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine
Still no good.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are the steps to prepare Your Hair for hair extensions?
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics